And then,
Pink Beard continued with the story.
-I was born
in a distant place, near the island Diocturne. The few inhabitants of this
island has much to teach for a Naturyardian. There, I had masters. To become
this man of 45 years old, I can guarantee that I train martial arts from an
early age there.
It all
started when in a storm, the ship of the corsaries Pink Beard and Chestnut
Beard were turning in the wind. They had to stop the ship and as an emergency
route and then found the treasure island, Diocturne. Not knowing what to do,
Pink Beard searched for a haven amid the caves, but when he entered one, he
never been the same. He had seen gold, much gold, and diamonds. He was so
fascinated by all that beauty, that a Moon Goddess, a Night Mage had noticed.
-What are
you doing here? Fearless pirate.
Pink Beard became
shy.
-My pirate
ship had to sail force here. And here I am in front of all these wonders. Are
you the proud owner of all this treasure?
-Yes, but
greatest treasure, I see in you. You are a nice man, but with the soul of a
woman.
-How can
you say this?
-I see a
woman in you. There is a pink tone in your beard, but more than that, you have
perks as a typical woman. The moon-goddess sat beside some jewelry smiling,
until offered a little ring to it.
-Take it
and put on the finger, which is the maximum I can offer you my treasure.
Pink Beard did
not like it.
-My brother
and I want more than that. I would do a duel with you to make this treasure
mine, but I refuse to duel with a beautiful woman.
-I knew
you'd say that. -The Moon Goddess laughed, and so took the ring back. You will
see that there peddling needed you, but appreciate them. Open your mind to it.
The Goddess-released statement drops a spell and perfume on him, and he there,
stunted was already leaving.
-Are you
crazy? Pink Beard left-stomping. -And by the way, I'm a corsary and privateers
should enjoy perks. I protect Naturyard and looting rainwater from Lucidians.
If you do not like me, I can do nothing but bye, dear goddess.- Pink Beard kisses
the girl's hand, and slightly feminine walking out to his brother, unaware that
he was already quite feminine.
-And then?
What was inside? You probably fought
some fierce animal to escape. You are very brave, brother.
Pink Beard did
graceful movements made by his hand and long hair and beard so rosy. Giggled
shyly.
-Nah, love.
There was a woman there. She would not give me the treasure. But instead, I'm
alive. Hug me.- All-affection, Pink Beard made the gesture to embrace his
brother.
-You do not
act that way. Chestnut Beard was very surprised the way with his brother.
-What do
you think you're doing? You are more woman than anything else. –Chestnut continued.
-I am
trying to be myself. And it's fascinating. Dear brother, we have to change the
decor of the ship. Putting a bow, decorate with ribbons, leave it the way we
like.
-We? There
are no more we. Stop playing, Pink Beard.
-I am not
kidding. You see, he looks old and rusty. There are little things here and
there spoiled. These are luxuries that a privateer should have. Oh, and
clothes, you need new clothes like me.
-You are
futile as a wealthy woman. I do not love you anymore. I'm leaving, and you get here.
I know negotiate another ship here. Stop embarrassing me. I can not stand the
idea of having a brother woman.
Pink Beard
shocked at what his brother said, but it was very momentary. He sat,
reflective, looking out to sea and let his brother go. Something was different
about him, but he could not explain. He only knew that he had made an enemy. He
took his boat and and took him back to Naturyard after the storm. And there
gave a new look to the boat.
Months
later ...
The pirate
ship of Pink Beard that has a carved gold kitten in front of the bow, was
heading to Happyard, when suddenly an enemy ship was heading toward the Captain
Pink Beard, or Rosa Barba, but he always chose his English name because think
more chic. It was the ship of pirates from the west, coming straight from theLucid’s
Country, to the miserable life of a vessel of water. The ships of heaven were being looted enough, along with the subskyrins,
but the pirates had begun to attack the pirates of water from the moment
Abnormal had created another rift with Lucidians for selling crystal water for
some rebel residents.
Inside the
Lucidian’s ship of Chestnut Beard, a pirate asked to him:
-What kind
of idiot ship has a kitten in front of the bow? What crap is this decoration?
Must be a female vessel. –He was In front of the ship looking at the Captain.
-It's a
ship of an idiot. Humph... Neither wants to know who he is!
-But it's
very strange, even has a red ribbon and giant bow, like a gift! –Said the
another pirate.
-It is a
tactic to pass unnoticed among the enemy. Pink Beard is very smart.
-How do you
know so much about him, master?
Chestnut Beard
gives a long and brief sigh.
- I am the
brother of that asshole.
-The
brother of a ... a ... so eccentric pirate?
-Yes. He
never did things because he wants to, but because it is obliged to do. It's
about a curse. So he lives in his own fantasy world. He is very well liked by
everyone inNaturyard, so I think if we need to send bombs against this crap
pirate ship. Decorative, the boat explodes, he will be stranded and never
return to Happyard. This is an acknowledgment of our lucidian prince decreed,
Lewis.
Chestnut
Beard finally looks back and sees all the men sitting around doing nothing.
With face of boredom, he screams:
- Ready?!
-The men scream again:
-YES, SIR! -And
so, some bombs begin to be fired.
Meanwhile,
inside the ship, Pink Beard and his friend:
Pink Beard
looking in the mirror, inside the ship. Giving a contoured black lashes, after
inventing a lip gloss with a lipstick made from essence of some rare fish of
coastal Naturyard. - -Marius ...
Darling ... Go upstairs to give a general on the ship, look my friend, I'm
hearing some strange things well and looks like he is plummeting. I do not want
my ship falling apart.
Marius swallowed
dry.
-But ...
Captain ... It seems that we are being bombarded. I do not want to risk dying
out there.
- Bombed?
Hahahahahahaha! Do not say that, you fool! -He walk up from where he sat and
let the cosmetics thrown near the mirror. He goes stomped up there. Upon
arriving, a firecracker is already scraping on his hat, pulling the same.
-OUCH, SON
OF.... Now the thing was serious!! -Pink
Beard take off the gloves he was wearing clean and goes up in front of the ship
and waves with a glove, like a white flag of peace.
- Heeeey!!
You cowards! This boat is a female beautiful boat! How can they do this to me?
You have no shame of a weaker happyardian, a defenseless being?! -Another bomb
almost reaches the foot of Pink Beard
- Oh, damn!
-Did you
see sir? I thought it would be much better if we have called a crew! Alone you
can not face all this thing is healed those heavies and high. –Said Marius
underestimating Pink Beard.
Pink Beard
returned with the white flag with a small glove.
- Peace,
peace, please!
Chestnut
Beard screamed in the other ship:
- It's war,
Pink Beard!
Suddenly, a
dormant instinct comes more from within Pink Beard. A very masculine instinct.
-I'll get
my sword. –He plays the small glove on
the ground.
Three minutes later, Pink Beard appears with a
sharp sword and a distorted as that of a samurai sword.
-Come over
here! Do not hide behind bombs!
-My friends
will go first. You two! –Said Chestnut turning to the two pirates.
-Special
dinner for the one who throws this asshole in the water! -The two pirates
immediately used ropes to play firm to
enter the ship, jumping like felines.
-Hello Pink
Beard! –A pirate gave a Machiavellian smile.
-Ah!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!! –Marius screams with fear, gives a little jumping swinging their
arms and then runs towards the 'bathroom' ship to lock inside.
-Humm ...
That messy hair, it smells awful, and that poor clothing. It seems that
Chestnut are not taking very good care of your visual . –Said Pink beard pulling
the hair of the enemy with the sword still firmly in his left hand.
The second
pirate was watching watching the scene .
-Do not
fall into his spell! He's smart like a fox!
The another
pirate said for Pink beard:
- I dress
very well for his government, Pink Beard!
-He puts the sword on his neck, forcing the captain and doing almost
fall backwards. This passes the enemy's neck with the other sword, but
confident in his attitude.
-But it is
no good if you do not smell good! –Pink Beard get with the other hand an
expensive perfume and imported essence of mermaids, pirate spraying in the
eyes, blind falling back into the water .
-Bye bye,
bon vivant! - With a smile on his face, Pink quickly turns jumping againstthis
another pirate, giving a 360 º as if he had learned dance somewhere and
probably learned.
- aaaaaah! –The
pirate turns, but not so perfectly, the same circle that Pink Beard, but
kneeling in the middle of a sword fight to hit the belly, without hurt.
Pink Beard
jumps with the movement of the sword and throws himself over him, rolling and
pulling his hair. The two stop back at each other while posing with the hair of
the pirate being pulled by Pink Beard.
-AAAAAAAH! -The pirate feeling horrible pain in his
hair.
-Aaaah!
Damn! –He frails thelarge sword.
Pink Beard
turns to the other side, and so will now be facing his back, twisting the hair.
-Tell your
buddy, this doll sea is not the kind that can get wet in the water, ok?-Pink
cuts the long dirty hair of the pirate with his sword and puts it on his back,
driving him back to his ship.
-Aaaah ... Captain,
Captain, let's go home! –Says the pirate with hands up, helpless, rushing to
embrace Chestnut.
-One more
time you won, brother. But never come here again. -Said Chestnut going again to
work for Lewis prince, theLucidians prince.
Inside the
pirate ship, Pink Beard kept the sword and went into the bathroom to tell
Marius everything was fine. Unsatisfied, he decided to go to the island
Diocturne to talk to the woman again. Maybe that ring could be the solution so
that he could be himself again and had the love of his brother back. So he
turned the ship's route, going fast until the island.
Upon
arriving, Pink Beard returned the illusions of the cave, but found the woman in
a different way, nicely dressed.
-I knew you
might come back. Do you want it again, is not it? -Said the woman, in a
convincing tone. She opened the small chest in the middle and showed of the
ring.
-There's
nothing in that ring that can save you. -Continued the woman.
-I actually
saw that it’s inside of you and your brother do not really love you if he does
not accept you as you are. –The woman continued.
Pink Beard
shuddered and walked away not knowing what to say but with his head down.
Should he be proud or trying to win the love of his brother again? He really
felt like he was having fun with his female vanities.
Returning
to Cinema Dicturne.
-And then, Chestnut,
my brother, maybe with some miracle how some brave warrior could make me be
with him again. Who knows, Dray Orcen. I feel good things coming from him. I
can be very feminine and a man full of perks, but I also feel sad sometimes for
not being accepted.
-We
understand you. -Sinkman said, putting an arm on his shoulder.
-Let me
tell you my story. I saw things in the ocean. I've been down there and I
guarantee that I saw the source of the evil essences.
-Seriously
Ren? -Asked the boyfriend of Morgana.
-Yes, let
me tell you how it was.
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